Monsters, Aliens, & Sentient Objects – oh my!

Light Me Up: A M/M Lamp Romance

Series

Room Mates

Book 1

Release Information:

Release Date: March 15, 2024

Length: Novella

Print Size: 4.12″ x 6.75″

Page Length: 44

Tropes

  • Sentient Object Romance
  • Insta-Love
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Do Drugs, Fuck Lamps, Fall in Love

Content Notes

Graphic sexual activity (oral, vaginal, anal), sex with an inanimate object, drug and alcohol use & abuse. Warning: Having sex with a lamp is a dangerous activity that may lead to injuries. Please don’t do it

He was the first man to ever turn me on. When he flipped my switch and lit me up that first time, I knew he was it for me. There would never be another. It was unfortunate, then, that he didn’t even notice me. Sure, he appreciated my usefulness but he never really saw me when he was using me. To him, I was just another tool.

Before you get too hard on him, though, I should tell you something about myself. Something important.

I am a lamp.

Yes, you read that right.

A lamp.

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